Ever turned to the back of a shampoo or soap bottle? You should sometimes. Its practically a tome of knowledge. I mean, the average shampoo user definitely wouldn't know the uses of Ammonium Laureth Sulfate or Cocamidopropyl-betaine would they? Hell, do you have any idea how knowledge on this could make you the king of hangman, or you could start your very own "Wheel Of Fortune" kind of gameshow and rip off the contestants.

Sadly, providing all that knowledge... Ever took a look at the instructions? They're seriously a joke... and I'd really pay to watch someone who has to follow them. C'mon.. It goes like "Place a little shampoo onto palms and rub together to make a lather. Rub well into wet hair and rinse throughly". Oh gawd, just picture this.. [ "Hmm, place shampoo onto palm... how much? I better get a teaspoon. ~~~~~ Ok.. rub together to make a lather.. (oh yea, I'm really getting things started!!)~~~~~~ Oh.. rub well into.. WET HAIR?! *Panic* Omg, I needa wet my hair! Pass me the bucket somebody!~~~~~~~~~~~ Hmm, rinse throughly? Exactly how much? I can't be holding the showerhead all day long can I?~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Omg, I'm helpless, someone help me.. ]

And here's the thing that really = WIN. There's actually a toll-free helpline. What's the world coming to? Here's how a conversation would go..

Mrs. A(I'm a MCP sue me) : Hello? I just bought this shampoo today, and I'm completely clueless.
Operator: Yes mdm, firstly, have you read the directions on the back of the bottle?
Mrs. A: Yes, but it doesn't seem to turn out right.
Operator: It says to use a little, how much did you use?
Mrs A: Oh i followed that alright, I measured out 2 teaspoons w/o spilling a drop
Operator: Thats wonderful Mdm, maybe you haven tried forming a lather?
Mrs A: Oh nono, I've done that too, there's a nice lather in the bath tub.
Operator: I see mdm. Then, did you remember to wet your hair?
Mrs A: OH!!!! OH!! I left that part out!!!
Operator: Glad I could help mdm.
Mrs A: Hang on, I still don't feel all washed up.
Operator: Oh mdm, did you use it for the hair on your scalp? Cause that's where you're supposed to apply the shampoo to.
Mrs A: Oh!! So that's what I was doing wrong! The directions didn't say nothing about not using it at the armpits!! Thanks anyhow.
Operator: Yes mdm, thanks for your feedback. No problems mdm, glad to be of service.

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Rejoice human. For there're other lifeforms of lower intelligence levels than you out there as you can see. To be honest, the only thing sadder then having to use a 1800-helpline.......... is to work at the 1800-helpline. But can't you help wondering how a 1800-helpline for the use of a telephone would be like huh?

I woke up with a heavy heart this morning. It was a bad dream. Someone, a girl, whom i adored was raped and killed, and her killer got away scot-free. There was a funeral, with a procession and ceremonies and all, complete with grieving relatives and family. It was a terrible dream, the grief was so.. so.. real. Actually, everything about it felt so real. Am really glad that it was just a dream after all.

Such a dream so early in the morning really affected me, somewhat. Was feeling really depressed for a good part of the day to be honest as the feeling of losing someone whom we cherished was really... well dreamt out >.>" Couldn't help feeling all emotional about all the people around me(and those I wish'd to be around me) and there was a whole load of "what if"s too.

I hate killers. Fuck em all. I'm fine with people committing petty crimes cos they're only fucking themselves up, but when they start messing up and killing other people, I totally wish to burn them in hell. Rapists/Killers, Murderers, the lot can all just drop in a blackhole as far as I'm concerned. As if carrying out their sick fantasies of sex and whatnots on innocent people isn't bad enough, killing them after satisfying themselves is totally the straw that breaks the camel's back. Haven't heard of porn, adult toys and whores/gigolos? Go carry out your sick fantasies on these things which/who actually serves to fulfill your purposes and stop messing with innocents. Fuck, it makes me sick. I seriously wish to pick up some Death God's notebook and banish you lot all to hell. You deserve it. Fuckers.

"Take a picture a day for XXX years" videos have been the rage these days. Been browsing Youtube these days and came across this video. I think its really nice and there's a story too. Oh, do pay attention to the many details in it. Don't just focus on the dude's face =)

Polar bear.. police car.. edible dumbells..

Been browsing Youtube. And came across some videos which makes completely changes my perspective of things. And if you thought being a successful R-rated movie actor was easy.. Think again...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFmX29bdBpM

and..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj0cAa-dRL4

Yep. Its not. Really not. I'm so sorry to dash any future pornstars' dreams.

Aite I'm downright annoyed. with people who goes "oh oh oh so early so poor thing blah blah blah" when asking about my enlistment date. Don't wanna talk about it anymore. Period.

Next person to comment about it goes down. In flames.

On a happier note, I got some new songs to play on my CD-player ^__^ No more camping out on the computer to listen to my moosic ^___^

Oh and I realised that there's alot of EXTERNAL stuff that supposed to be done thats NOT done. Omg omg. Help~

11 days to A's. Meep~

Check out the song.

Argh!! The Poisonous Smoke Index's been skyrocketing again this weekend. Funnily, it always shoots up over the weekend! I hate i hate!! I think its the fire department! They spend the 5 days at work putting out the flames, then go on leave during the weekends! Thats why there's no one keeping the fire in check!

Argh!! I'm getting a cough and flu again. Pleassssssssse stop flaming the trees already! They should know by now that trees are highly flammable!! =( I don't care if its a great source of smoked ham and beef!!

Siiiiiiiigh!!

Anyways! I was pretty bored lately, so I wrote some paragraphs of baloney. Really crappy stuff.. Take a look if you're like bored or something..

http://anadventurerisyou.blogspot.com

Argh!! The dreaded letter has arrived! Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd, my enlistment date is 8th Dec! Mixed emotions flooded my mind when I saw the date....... Fear of course was first as I realised I'm one of the first few to enlist amongst my class(as of now) meaning I'll probably be botak-ised and demoted to the lowest lifeform first among them all. Than there was Relief as the date wasn't ridiculously close to the end of the A's.. So there was at least a brief period of havoc/relaxation time for me(2 weeks) before enlistment... And then...........there was..........

Sadness. Don't want to elaborate more bout it but... new song of the mood!

Weather sucks btw..

Argh! I'm broke! Justine owes me $19.50!! Everyone note that down! Ate at Suki Sushi with XZ and Justine, totally stuffed. And they were quite amazed at the rate which I drank the fruit juice, Lolz. Finished the 3rd glass when they were about 1/2 way thru their 1st glass.

On top of that, ate so much rice and fried seafood. Urgh, I feel so guility now =(

Oh, and Justine thinks I'm a creepy stalker now. Wahahahaha~ Here's evidence. Hear hear! New song.

Saw this article. Ok, it's a little mortifying, can't imagine how I'd react if I opened the door to an officer identity card. But then again, I can't help being curious about what exactly "illegal" music refers to. From my current knowledge, music, besides being obtained "illegally" from file sharing sites such as Limewire, Kazaa, eMule etc, can also be downloaded off BitTorrent as well as ripping off CDs. It's also possible to buy them off sites.

Here comes the confusion. How does one decide whether a music file is illegal or not? Mp3s ripped from CDs are supposedly legal, but what about those ripped from CDs BORROWED from friends and buddies? Technically u owned the CD the period when the files were obtained, is it considered illegal then? What about files which u owned previously "illegally", but decided to purchase the CD for them later on?

On top of that, there's downloaded files of course. Alright, so most downloads are probably illegal, but how do they differentiate between files downloaded from file sharing sites and those which were purchased? And how about differentiating Mp3s ripped from songs? I doubt they have very very very unique identities. Whatever.

However, I really gotta say that it's pretty unfair to us consumers in a way if International Copyright Law is strictly enforced. Take for example studio programs like Adobe Photoshop and the likes, they cost a shockingly exorbitant price to purchase(in the hundereds) and thats really not worth it for the regular non-professional photoshopper. Also, purchasing music CDs cost $20 a piece which is in quite a luxury item for the general society and the number of songs which one can archive purely from purchasing CDs is absurdly meagre, and we know thats complete hell for the hardcore music lover.

I think they should go easy on the regular downloader. After all, we aren't doing no harm, except maybe depriving some artiste from going on daily spa treatments or manicures. Those that should be busted are those who're making money from their illegal downloads! That's who they should be chasing after.

[Boredom Kills. Act 1]

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One particular hazy night. Something happened! The war has began!

¤~¶«<<¤TinGz²©¤>>•=- [get'cha head in the game] -=•»¶~¤ says:
BIABFTOL
╡ -♦♫- ßЯỸДת -♂♠- ╞ Stick'cha head in the bin. says:
NNANWB!
¤~¶«<<¤TinGz²©¤>>•=- [get'cha head in the game] -=•»¶~¤ says:
IHYAIDK
╡ -♦♫- ßЯỸДת -♂♠- ╞ Stick'cha head in the bin. says:
SFFASFN
¤~¶«<<¤TinGz²©¤>>•=- [get'cha head in the game] -=•»¶~¤ says:
YLLAA
╡ -♦♫- ßЯỸДת -♂♠- ╞ Stick'cha head in the bin. says:
NHFAD
¤~¶«<<¤TinGz²©¤>>•=- [get'cha head in the game] -=•»¶~¤ says:
IWIWAPRWFIMH
╡ -♦♫- ßЯỸДת -♂♠- ╞ Stick'cha head in the bin. says:
YAN
¤~¶«<<¤TinGz²©¤>>•=- [get'cha head in the game] -=•»¶~¤ says:
LOLTWL
╡ -♦♫- ßЯỸДת -♂♠- ╞ Stick'cha head in the bin. says:
gosh acronym war xD

And both parties still stand at equal footing! How will it all end?! After these messages...

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This is a produsi of Lead(Pb) Studios and is legal property of the company. Unauthorised distribution of the above produsi will be subjected to legal action ranging from Stupidity Act, the Act of Boredom and the Act of Extreme Time Wastage from the Law Book Of Extreme Baloney. No legal action will be taken regarding copyright.

Oh forgot to mention a few wee itty bitty point about yesterday's "party" at Manda's place.

Yea, at one particular point of time, we were just playing booze games and gorging, and we happened to look across at the field opposite from the BBQ pit. It was rather dark, so couldn't really any paths or things. And what's funny is that there were loads of people playing with lanterns there too, this, added to the fact that the PSI was rather high(Indonesia >.>"), gave a whole "Liao Zhai"-ish effect. Then XZ commented that he wasn't half sure whether it was the Lantern Festival or the Ghost Festival. -_-"

After the whole thing. Just before we left, an even funnier thing happened. The girls were watching TV on the sofa, and we(the guys) were juz stoning away on whatever chairs available. Suddenly this flying cockroach appeared and started terrorizing the girls. Really amazing man, the boost in speed people get when a flying roach appears. We were looking for the bugspray to terminate the little guy, but nobody could find it, Manda included(hello! your house leh!)

Oh Jensen found the bugspray in the end. It was just standing in the corner in front of our noses. How blind =.= especially Manda.. Hahax. Your house leh! =x

Blogging from Manda's place now. Went to her place with XZ and Jensen for some Lantern Festival "party". Gosh, ate so much and kept playing lame kiddy games with Jensen/XZ whereby the loser have to gulp the booze. Wahaha~ First round, XZ kept losing and ended up drinking like half the booze. Lolz.

2nd round.. crap. I think both of us probably drank like half the can each. Like 50% 50% i guess. Hahaha. Crap, I cant even concentrate on typing properly now, drank so much alcohol.. Lolz, but the funny thing? I'm not really drunk!! Just tired cos didn't really get much sleep today. Hahax..

Sian, now they're just playing mahjong and watching TV. Both activities which I dun really like to do. So I'm juz using the comp now LOL. So boring. =.= Watched Bleach 98, some Space Cowboys videos and played KingdomOfLoathing for abit.. Now there doesn't seem to be anythying left to do, and there's still 10 minutes to the show! ARGH!

~Gosh. No work done today :/

Haven been updating for a while. Been hooked onto Pristontale again, an MMORPG from my younger years, not to mention the reason I screwed my O'levels. And now the A's.. how apt eh? But but! Luckily for me, I discovered that the server was full of hackers, and that completely destroyed my mood for it. So I've already uninstalled it and all. Lolx~ (finally can start revision..)

Didn't go to school again today. Not because I didnt want to though! I had a bad nightmare and couldn't sleep well. Woke up with a terrible headache and.. confusion. This nightmare was an old nightmare, as in.. from my childhood times. Never had it for a long time, but now... And the weird thing is that it isn't technically scary or creepy, with ghoulies and creepy crawlies. Its this... picture yourself as a speck of dust... now expand your "picture" to include the air around you, than the house which the air is in, the land which the house is on, the continent which the land is on, the planet which the continent is on, the solar system which the planet is in, and lastly the universe the solar system is in. Not exactly the scariest nightmare eh? and even less in words.

But.. I really dunno. Picturing the relative size difference was really scary(to me), and they remained in my head too, so just couldn't sleep. Hmmm...~

Saw this guy at Far East yesterday while shopping. I know its rather mean, but the way he was sleeping was sooooooo comical that I just had to snap it down. It seems all rather familiar..

And his fly was unzipped too. Yet nobody told him tt. Urgh~