[The secrets a simple apple can derive..]

I read about this "The Apple Theory" from a forum. Apparently, the poster got into his head that his theory was effective in helping one to jump-start success onto his love life. After reading his post, couldn't help feeling that though some of the actions one might have to perform may be slightly unsound morally, his thoughts and actions really did improve his "luck" with the ladies. Anyways, here's it.. And what do you people think?
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THE APPLE THEORY

The simple apple has successfully resulted in the creation of many theorys and principles(Think Newton). This is what I have managed to derive from the concept of the apple. Firstly, it's common knowledge that apples fresh from picking have to be kept away from each other and unbruised, thus making it a considerable tough job in taking good care of each apple. This too applies to the concept of meeting women.

Have you ever felt how that particular girl you met and fell for made you so -obsessed- that you couldn't think of anything else? Well, its time to give yourself a mental slap, cos thats NOT the way to go about doing things. Thus this is where the apple theory comes in.

If you place all your apples in one basket(one girl), when any one of the apples in the entire hoard goes bad, there goes your entire basket of apples(that is, you feel as if you lost all hope when that particular relationship doesn't work out).

However, if you place your apples in many different containers(that is, meeting many women/girls instead of just one!), even if a particular container of apple goes bad, there will still be other fresh apples for you to enjoy(that is, if a particular relationship doesnt work out, it's easier for you to move on as you have many other relationships to focus on den to waste time brooding)

But before anyone misunderstands my theory, I'm NOT encouraging you to become a slimy git and go about cheating on multiple girls' feelings at a go. This is a theory for you to meet MORE people so that you have MORE choices.

So why is it effective you may ask.
1) It helps you to think of the other 53815183795893150913859013980138950130 females out there you could be meeting instead of wasting time being obsessed with 1.

2) It conveys the message to the other party that you're a successful young man with a social life and not a creepy withdrawn stalker, thus improving your chances of a successful relationship.

Therefore the gist behind this. That is, DONT get obsessed with that one girl! Go out and meet 5 other girls and perhaps you may not be so obsessive, not to mention broadening your social circle.

The Don Juan.
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Yup, so thats the theory, what do you people think? True?